diff --git a/sfx/README.md b/sfx/README.md
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@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+**GENERAL**
+2+2, ahhh, alert, aspen, auw, aww, bonk, bustin, chafe, chipotle, chomp, choochoo, correct, date, dong, duck, enjoy, ez, fakehands, fbrage, fine, flippers, funnyhow, gatekeepah, gcn, groovy, gyst, help, herewego, heyheyhey, heymf, highscore, hop, how, hype, idgaf, imawot, interesting, jacked, knob, lab, laugh, lisa, long, mad, massage, mayo, meme, mmmm, mouthfeel, mybody, neat, nevergiveup, obaeb, ohno, okusa, onejoint, onfire, ow, poopy, popup, porkchop, pour, ppump, qty, raffle, rawr, rentfree, respect, robotears, rpgfarm, sdgtw, sendit, sofast, sogood, stick, store, suh, swag, tasty, tea, thatthing, theline, tmm, tojesus, tootski, trash, triple, urf, wahwah, wanker, waow, wdied, wow, yahoo, yippee, yoshi, youguys
+
+**NERDS**
+anders, blazeit, booty, butt, bwaa, disagree, doomtaonline, duckscream, emmapos, fdup, fk, fuckduck,hellway, jebaited, lol, mcgasm, milk, myman, nfc, oh, pprage, ppscream, rando, rip, run, runsover, sgqf, smd, speednoises, stfu, tbhamfact, teats, whathaveidone
+
+**HAM**
+archery, hamhelp, hamlaugh, hamlaugh2, hamscream, pyle, spam, speedrunner, stank, wait, why
+
+**JOSH**
+blblbl, goofy, joshbitch, joshgoat, joshlaugh, joshlaugh2, joshlaugh3, joshlaugh4, joshscream, joshwhinny, joshx
+
+**LANX**
+dominos, lanx, lanx2
+
+**MUTT**
+muttfart, muttfart2, muttlaugh, muttscream, muttwalksin, wobbuffet
+
+**EMMA**
+airplane, bye, byeb, emetarage, emetarage2, emetarage3, fu, split
+
+**DEEBS**
+1v2, bossmusic, dbio, deebsfart, deebslaugh, english, fencedash, lanmo, timmon, trinexx, vitty
+
+**STEPHEN**
+craft, diaper, f, mothhole
+
+**FRICKER**
+anteater, eggs, fuzzy, h2o, ncd, shj
+
+**XELNA**
+wiki, xelboss, xelkiss
+
+**TWIN PEAKS**
+albert, andhot, coffee, dead, drinkfull, fish, gordon, gordon2, gordon3, gordon4, gotalight, gum, letsrock, mapleham, mrjackpots, myarms, newshoes, present, veranda, vision
+
+**ATHF**
+arise, bananas, bjqueen, carlcandy, dontmatter, gross, hahaa, hightonight, idc, kudos, lang, party, rockin, threat, tonight, watchyourback
+
+**IT CROWD**
+20gp, door, esp, hammertime, oldman, seaparks, seeitnow
+
+**SIMPSONS**
+learnding, mash, nerd, rake, stahp, toofat, towel
+
+**JURASSIC PARK**
+bigshit, clever, digup, dinodna, dodson, hatethatman, hrwah, hunt, please, pushpush, trex, tour
+
+**THE GOOD PLACE**
+banana, human, puzzles, shirtballs, unhelpful
+
+**SILICON VALLEY**
+algore, crush, cumin, dd, goldcaps
+
+**KING OF THE HILL**
+bill
+
+**MISC**
+cd, cooler, slowmo-in, slowmo-out
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diff --git a/src/commands/prefix/sfx.js b/src/commands/prefix/sfx.js
index e41dc60..bdf22b0 100644
--- a/src/commands/prefix/sfx.js
+++ b/src/commands/prefix/sfx.js
@@ -28,20 +28,32 @@ module.exports = {
     // If no SFX specified, show the list
     if (!sfxName) {
       try {
-        const response = await axios.get('https://rentry.co/ghbotsfx/raw');
+        const fs = require('fs');
+        const path = require('path');
+        const sfxReadmePath = path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', '..', 'sfx', 'README.md');
         
-        // Break into chunks if message is too long
-        let chunks = [response.data];
-        if (response.data.length > 2000) {
-          chunks = chunkSubstr(response.data, Math.ceil(response.data.length / 2));
-        }
-
-        for (const chunk of chunks) {
-          await message.channel.send(chunk);
+        if (fs.existsSync(sfxReadmePath)) {
+          const sfxListContent = fs.readFileSync(sfxReadmePath, 'utf-8');
+          
+          // Break into chunks if too long (Discord limit is 2000 characters)
+          if (sfxListContent.length <= 2000) {
+            await message.channel.send(sfxListContent);
+          } else {
+            const chunks = chunkSubstr(sfxListContent, 1900); // Leave some buffer
+            
+            for (const chunk of chunks) {
+              await message.channel.send(chunk);
+            }
+          }
+        } else {
+          // Fallback to generated list if README doesn't exist
+          const sfxNames = sfxManager.getSFXNames();
+          const sfxList = `**Available Sound Effects (${sfxNames.length}):**\n\`\`\`\n${sfxNames.join(', ')}\n\`\`\``;
+          await message.channel.send(sfxList);
         }
       } catch (error) {
-        console.error('Error fetching SFX list:', error);
-        await message.reply('Could not fetch the SFX list.');
+        console.error('Error reading SFX list:', error);
+        await message.reply('Could not load the SFX list.');
       }
       return;
     }